okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
- Status: Rain! :)
- Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.