e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(Source: artpopist)

sushipencil:

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

• Status: Rain! :)
• Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

monamourinfini:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

-

(Source: sopiasexual)

steezattack:

ashcashhxo:

I love him more & more every time he opens his mouth.

ugh. he’s amazing.

genitalslurpees:

nlmsbb:

prettieandsick:

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

ooooooooh gurl

(Source: when-i-was-a-young-wart-hog)

(Source: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(Source: artpopist)

sushipencil:

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

• Status: Rain! :)
• Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

monamourinfini:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

-

(Source: sopiasexual)

steezattack:

ashcashhxo:

I love him more & more every time he opens his mouth.

ugh. he’s amazing.

genitalslurpees:

nlmsbb:

prettieandsick:

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

ooooooooh gurl

(Source: when-i-was-a-young-wart-hog)

(Source: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank)